I'm sitting at a red light waiting to make a right turn. Being short and unable to see over the douchebag on my left who's stopped in the crosswalk I can't really see openings in traffic until it's too late.

So this guy honked at me, never mind that any human being with half a brain could see that I can't see over the person on my left. When I did not rush into the speeding cross traffic this failed abortion drove fucking backwards a quarter of a block and turned into a shopping center.

Meanwhile, the light turned green and I made my turn safely only to have him come speeding out of the other driveway in a ball of pent up rage. Not slowing to take the right turn onto the road safely, he comes flying out and almost hits me, all while flipping me the bird.

Being a defensive driver I managed to avoid getting hit by this pathetic excuse for a human being, lucky for him. I continued with business as usual.

He then proceeded to speed up cut me off and slow way down. I changed lanes and finally reached the speed of traffic and he then proceeded to cut me off and flip me off again, went weaving in and out of traffic at high speeds (must have been going 80+ in a 55 zone).

The comedic part is with all this raging this fucker did, with all the rushing he was trying to do, despite all the weaving and speeding, he still wound up stopped at the same next red light with me, a whole lot of advantage he got.

He had been going so fast he barely avoided going into oncoming traffic and was stopped in the crosswalk. When the light turned green he proceeded to speed and cut off the person in the far left non-turning lane and then go at unsafe speeds onto the toll road.

I can't help but wonder what the guy was rushing to that required him to drive so dangerously. Did he find someone on craigslist actually willing to have sex with him?

Never breed, asshole! Better yet, just stop fucking breathing you pathetic waste of humanity, it's wasting my precious air.

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